And... uhh... I know I'm new to soccer and all, but I've become a fan of DC United (living in Northern VA), and while yeah, the quality isn't what the World Cup quality was, it's still fun to watch. And super fun to go to games.

That wouldn't be my response because I don't talk like that.

The MLS isn't a terrible product anymore. A couple teams could probably play in the premiership and not get relegated, and a couple teams would do pretty well in the bundesliga. But here's the kicker, if you start supporting the MLS, football in America can start putting real money down on stars and more importantly,…

Having Instant that high on the list seems like sacrilege; however, you definitely have it right with it being above decaf. Fuck decaf coffee, along with non-alcoholic beer and DC strip clubs.

But in the article it's implied that it's not okay to root for whomever you want, particularly if "whatever you want" is MLS.

The best way to start enjoying soccer is to go to a match live. They are very, very inexpensive and a lot of fun. I grew up playing soccer and was very good for the area I lived in, but I didn't really invest in the sport until I watched the Galaxy/Revolution MLS Cup Final live in 2002 (An admittedly unbelievable game…

How to be a soccer fan:

You could of just posted pick up FIFA 15 and play around, you'll learn a lot.....quickly.

Or you could support MLS and grow your local clubs so you can go in person to the best soccer one day and not just watch from your couch...

I'm sure you have a great connection with the club you support even though it's from a city you have never lived in and a culture you know nothing about.

Jesus. Europe and MLS aren't an either/or thing. You can watch the Europe teams in the morning, and then watch the local MLS team at night, it's not like you can't support both.

Step 1 - don't relentlessly hate on leagues outside Europe like Greg Howard.

Here is how you choose who to root for. You support your local club. Otherwise you are a gloryhunter. It's embarrassing for Americans that they have to ask who to root for.

Europe? Why not MLS?

Yeah, shoulda been intentional walk with 1 out and a man on 2nd.

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

What's worse? The joke or the fact that I had to reread the headline to get it. I suck. +1 you magnificent bastard.

First, they're bringing a Vol homer (Kenny Chesney) as the guest picker. Now, this? These fucking idiots keep stepping on their dicks.

1a. Thou shalt not rank Original Cafe Mix Milk and Honey Granola ahead of other breakfast cereals.