Oregon fans are disgusting creatures. My dad took me to Autzen when I was a kid and remember the frat bros throwing frozen dog poop at Husky fans and a video of puddles the duck vomiting on Rick Neuheisel was shown on the big screen during the game. They might be on to something there actually.

Counterpoint:

"How much farther can Titus Young fall?"

[Insert menstruation joke here.]

First picture: The second round of the Stanley Cup playoffs in Vancouver.

[Googles "Cardinals kicking fail" for the 4,121nd straight morning]

How far can you punt an ass?

Floyd Maybeather

Next she'll change it to SharaPOVa for her upcoming role in Vivid Entertainment's "Love Serving Thirty".

and it's about the most boring non-event ever.

Does he reveal at the end that he is, in fact, NOT Steve Jobs, and that we've all been Punk'd?

Don't forget the million batteries you'd need too!

Dry humping Cousins really isn't that unusual in Tennessee.

Sneak preview:

98% of the fans are fat, loud, obnoxious, smell like bad chicken wings, and think that Yuengling is in fact a craft beer.

And some people had the nerve to call him a bad tipper.

In all fairness he may actually be a righty...

You must mean "John!!!"

You make one ignorant, racist comment about Amistad on your iPhone and it Hounsou forever.

What a player.