James Comey sounds way too much like Bob Odenkirk.

I like it. I love it. I want some more of it.

Fat jokes about Whitlock almost seem counter-productive at this point because there are so many truly awful things about him.

Y’all were worried about Trump tweeting out the nuclear launch codes? Well guess what motherfuckers!

He also got away with interference resulting in a goal at the end of a Pittsburgh 5-on-3 following a Nashville goal that got waived off.

If you’ve never called yourself Mr. Plow, you’ve never really fucked while the TV’s on.

Yeah but sometimes the old dudes stood in the woods jerking off.

John Canzano is the primary sports columnist for the local paper in a town with exactly two professional sports teams recognizable on the national level. The other team is the Portland Timbers, who have sold out every game to the tune of 20,000+ since joining the MLS. Canzano spent years pissed about their arrival…

This seems really fucking stupid until you walk through any grocery store coffee aisle and realize it’s 95% Keurig.

Bright green and purple aren’t great but can be alright on goofy cars driven by “fun” 22-year-old women.

Oh man that sucks!

Part of me worries every year I take one step closer to no longer enjoying NOTY because half or more is just making fun of names of POC because they’re not all named Michael or John.

Congratulations @Mobute on exposing the deep state conspiracies.

I come to the comments to read additional insight and dumb jokes, not for whining about subject matter Deadspin has covered for years. Thanks a lot asshole.

Cool, I’ve been working 11-12 hour days regularly and regularly shield my managers from the crazies because I’m the one actually talking to them.

If your great-great-grandfather was a slave, and your great-grandfather was a sharecropper, and your grandfather lived under Jim Crow, and your father under segregation and redlining, and you still get harassed by police frequently because you “look like” someone that might be up to no good, you might not think…

There has not been a single surprising response.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

This is some “I’m not racist, All Lives Matter” level of “honesty”. That is, learning just enough to have formed an opinion without taking the time to figure out at all what the fuck you’re talking about.

All lives matter Barry, all lives.