Am I the only one who read that and said “Lorena McKennit?”? Yes? Ok, I’ll show myself out. #damnoldpeople

“I felt like I was being herded into a concentration camp or something.”

Yes, I am. Because she looks like an individual when she’s just gadding about, and is naturally stunning. (I don’t mean to tread on thin ice with that description, but can’t at the moment find a better way to express it.) I’m not nearly as interested in the made-up, coiffed, stylist-approved version, because to me she…

And there would be no issue if this way of thinking about women was limited to a dime-novel genre, relegated to a squeaking spinning shelf at Walgreens, and derided as cheap and non-serious fantasy for pathetic people by middle-brow culture.

lol Where would we even find one of them? Would we have to do some mo-cap? Would we need to get Serkis up in this project?

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

Jesus. Nothing goes together better than booze, driving around, and handguns. Fuck whoever fired that gun, and his 4-5 friends who apparently fled with him and are keeping quiet.

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

Technically, that sheep has just had its spinal cord crushed and partially removed—it may simply be relieved it can no longer register pain in certain parts of its body, and perhaps is enjoying the adrenaline being pumped into its system.

Tinky Winky, Po and Dipsy also star with her

I now know it, and now feel deep shame on your behalf.

I guess it's a good thing it isn't on your body!