He was proud just to medal. Bit the Bronze on the medal stand just to make sure it was real.

I work for an outsourcing Cust. Srvc company and have been in between accounts for about 2 months now. Can confirm, I dread coming to work with nothing to do way more than coming to work with a busy schedule. It’s brutal. I’m commenting on deadspin articles now. I’m a “redditor”. My god what have I become?

“Kyle Rhodehouse—who is described variously as a drum major and a trumpeter but one way or another is a senior member of the Colgate band”

Pitches a no-hitter, does the racist Native American whooping sound after he strikes out the last batter. Team stops half way while rushing the mound to celebrate with him