It took an entire 60 seconds after you posted to be proven correct.

Yes, but only because it's pretty poor satire.

I get it now.

People are not going to get this. Good luck.

I'm just commenting here so I don't get fined.

I wish kids knew how to dive in the snow too :P

I'm going to have to say our 2015 Corvette Z06.

People who say that are usually the ones I see getting hauled out of a snowbank.

Rebellion R2K. God Bless Jon Olsson.

Are we gonna have some variation of the winter tire discussion every week?

Yeah, I've always been a fan of his RS6 wagon Avant:

You sure about that?

I would totally die trying to drive this car in the snow! Think of all the dismembered limbs fun you'd have!

Because Lamborghini. Or anything else Jon Olsson seems to own with a roof rack.

I didn't say Lynch was doing it just to readjust himself. I'm saying a lot of guys do exactly what he does throughout every NFL game, albeit for different reasons. You're not going to get away from watching guys grab their crotches.

i think real sports did a segment on it awhile back, they stopped wearing them because they like the full range of motion and they are uncomfortable.

Football players actually dont wear cups.

So their response to a guy grabbing his crotch is to then reintroduce the likelihood of a kickoff return, something the NFL considers one of the most dangerous plays of the game because it leads to a high incidence of concussions and something they've pushed pretty hard to get rid of by moving the ball up to the 35?