We just hired a new very intelligent and very socially adept young person at our office. She is definitely going places. I asked about a dragon calendar she had hanging in her office and she proceeded to tell me “in depth” about the two D&D gaming groups that she is THE DM for! One group she has been running for…

Interesting how they said “muddy the reasons”, when the stated reasons are far from clear. I have heard of Catholic schools firing extremely successful gay teachers for marrying their boyfriends, in a commitment to stable family values that otherwise has no effect whatsoever on their ability to do their jobs. But this…

I wonder the racial makeup of the golf team and the administration’s concerns about it.

Well clearly you’re the fool.

I don’t trust a Chinese restaurant if it doesn’t have the entire family working there as well as an unlicensed daycare facility in the corner of the lobby.

Mike, I don’t have the right words. So I’ll just say get well soon. We’ll be excited to have you back, but take your time to recovery fully. Until then, I’ll be thinking of you as I type away on my mechanical keyboard (MX Blues, BTW, to annoy my coworkers).

Yeah, no, Jenny Slate’s pronunciation is fine.

Lol, so basically you are feeling kind of indignant about that one small sentence?

It’s helpful because many people don’t realize that white people get really indignant over the smallest of things, especially when it comes to black people and it’s important to point out that white people get really indignant over the smallest of things, especially when it comes to black people because if people…

The first complaint was made on the SECOND hole!

Rise of Tapir will always be tops for me. Those epic queue teases and all...

“Burke’s penetrating gaze reminds us that not all icons and influencers are celebrity byproducts.”

So Donald Trump is either incredibly stupid or amazingly racist.

I’m so tired of having to constantly make sure my hands are empty whenever I see a police officer, just to be safe. A friend of mine left her phone at the bar one day, I ran around the corner after her to get it back to her before she got on the bus, and three cops were about to draw on me.

Sure, but just replace ‘tea’ with “whatever’s in a black person’s hands”

So delete their social media and lock them in a Whole Foods?

$70,000 bill at Walmart

Because a country basically developed a systematic, industrial method for killing primarily one group of people to the point that they kept meticulous records of what they were doing on a daily basis. Not to diminish any other genocide, like the Armenian or Rwandan genocides, but the Holocaust is on a whole other…