Yeah, those little things don’t pack a lot of punch. I drove it around Chicago and Pittsburgh in the winters, but I wasn’t too upset to swap into a Fiesta ST.

Haha, that’s awesome. Yeah, I put one of those cheap aluminum shifters on mine for a while, but I froze my hands off come winter.

I tried to badge swap my black 2008 Honda Fit with Honda’s red badges. It was great, because they didn’t make a red badge variant of the car.

They do have the master plan.

Why drink this when you could down a 19% abv chocolate imperial stout, killing you instantly?

He said “Go Fund Yourself"

I feel like it’ll be fine. Just bad luck on parts backorder and transmission tech availability that has it in the shop for so long.

Man, when that things working, I love it so much. The car is perfect for me, honestly. I’m just disappointed with their service time. I’m hoping that once it’s back up to speed, I won’t have many more problems. I’ve never really heard about anything going wrong with that thing. (It’s only got 25,000 miles)

Ford has had my 2016 Fiesta ST in a shop for almost 2 months. Synchros randomly stopped working. Took them a full month to diagnose. Transmission parts are expected to come off backorder by mid February, and after rebuild, I’ll hopefully have my car back after 3 months in the shop.

Whomstve the fuck...

Oh, I’ve been to this place. A carbon-neutral boutique cafe just opened next door where you can get the best avocado-clam infused gourmet macaroni.

The ticket would be Winfrey-O’Rourke anyway.

Hell yes. This game is amazing and weird! I keep begging Kotaku to write about it, and they haven’t responded to my numerous requests.

I really hate that publication for expecting me to pronounce their name like “socialite”. In addition to the rest.

Man, fuck the Chicago whatabouts. I swear, the only reason it has a name this bad is that it’s a really easy boogeyman.

Best: The 2016 Fiesta ST I bought at the end of August.

“We’re sorry, we couldn’t get Doom to run on a Roomba. On the plus side, we got a Roomba to run on Doom”.

Modern, American, Republican Christianity pisses me off so much. It looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like, and does so few of the things it’s supposed to do.

I swear, these tech companies all need to implement a very specific position.

Kinda reminds me of when I tell people my family is historically Hebrew, and from Germany.