I’m still playing Lord of the Rings Online. Has a lot of problems, but I’m 10 years invested.

“Spotify is making song titles shorter and weirder”

Indeed, thus the “perennially”. Though this article is specifically dealing with regulating speech in an online community.

The perennially relevant XKCD.

Yeah, when I know I’m guilty, what I do is volunteer for, and personally fund, a more rigorous test in order to further prove my guilt...

Can confirm. I went to school in rural Pennsyltucky, before moving back to Chicago. I’ve seen some shit. Coming from Chicago, I knew about whiteness. I did not know about Whiteness. Like, the type of white people where whiteness is a large, celebrated part of their identity. (For the record, and I think some people…

Be honest with me here. How many emails and comments did you get from shitheads calling you out on the lines of, “Great, another post talking about how all humans started out black” or some such.

They claim to hate Hillary, but that superpredator nonsense really stuck.

That header image is, perhaps, the worst collection of Youtube videos I have ever seen (subcategory, nonsexual).

That’s some white nonsense. Any picked up trash is good trash. Grats on finding a way to abdicate from a responsibility nobody inflicted on you, though. This is kind of an extra mile thing.

“That sounds like something a white person with dreadlocks would say”

Just, like, a ton of Bon Iver. But not 22, A Million. That’s not white enough.

So the lawyers are basically saying,“If the person came out mentally healthy, it’s not a severe sexual assault”

Just saying, that tax break is only around $1400 per person. (Using 800,000,000 as the tax break, 566,000 as the number of Amazon employees in 2017). Amazon’s entire profit for the year only yields something close to $9,000 per employee. Redistribution logic gets really depressing when you come to grips with the size…

“Why did you rob that grocery store”?

No, you don’t understand. If he’s in Illinois, that shit is probably Oberweis Dairy chocolate milk. That milk is so powerful, that the owner of Oberweis has successfully been elected state senator on several occasions. That chocolate milk has healing properties.

I would like to purchase a Nomad and drive it to work every day, please.

I just always come back to this.

I would pay hella dollars to see Idris Elba as Wonder Woman, in a movie where nobody onscreen considers this strange.