Can confirm, I’m a Russian bot. I also use the word goofy, but only as a nickname for my dog.

You have a point. Plus, this weekend is probably gonna be a once in a lifetime kind of event. Maybe I can still find a ticket...

Isn’t Florida already a white ethnostate? And look at where it is... I’ve heard enough tails of the adventures of Florida Man and Florida Woman to know that I never want to live there.

Best part was James Spader as weird robot. I’ll skip the rest.

Opening weekends are always too stressful for me. Damn sure I’ll be there on some Tuesday night though.

Idris Elba should play James Bond. He’s objectively the most suave man.

Definitely wait it out till the second half.

Good post, intelligent Kotaku reader.

Damn the CAN bus. I had to program comm-systems on it for a robotics class in college, and it is by far the most frustrating com protocol I’ve had to work with, wireless and internet included. Part of that is because we were only allowed to use Freescale’s HC12 assembly language for the class.

As I recall, the people who got Trump elected were primarily (male, 39+, white, earning $50k-$100k, rural/suburban, associate’s degree or less), and that combination had great turnout. Most of the people who talk to me about our “moral obligation to vote” fit that description. But what if they had decided not to vote?

Dibs on linking the flame.

HP7 is somehow higher than Lord of the Rings? The Silmarillion? Explain.

Maybe we’re disillusioned with the notion of a two-party system, where the only real outcome is just more of the same. Maybe we view participation in the process as a tacit admission that the process works? Maybe we view political parties as just broad-strokes groups that let celebrities and the super-rich tell us how…

Same, honestly.

I think I can explain about the shallow grave bit.

If it hasn’t already been posted.

Sun Tzu, man. He tells us to play the fool or feign stupidity in an effort to lure our enemies into a false sense of security. Soon, we’ll never have to deal with women again.

At least nobody will get sick!

Nah, I haven’t been to space yet.