Interesting how the victim at Fox gets paid off and has to leave, but the actual sexual harasser gets a raise. That is the real Fox News story.

It scares me nonnative people can come to my reservation, and other reservation, assault me, and my family, and they may not get persecuted for it. The FBI can decide to not go after the person and my court can do nothing about it.

It’s interesting how all of the Trump voters have practically disappeared from the comment sections. Fucking cowards.

Oh fucking fuck me. Fuck this. Fuck Trump. Fuck anyone who voted for him. I don’t give a shit if you like to hear it, Trump voters. You just steered our country directly toward the pits of hell, and if your feelings are hurt by me telling you that, good. Maybe you will think next time you vote instead of pulling the…

That said, outbound plane tickets from DCA, BWI, and IAD are sold out.

i wish when i lied that i was able to believe myself as well as drumpf does when he lies.

This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit.

Some of the most expensive bibles ever created are covered in gold and jewels. These people need to sit the fuck down.

The pastor who taught religious studies at my old school had a bible full of illustrations from the Middle Ages. One day his little daughter got her hands on it and used it as a colouring book. He loved it. He particularly liked that the parting of the sea now looked like a giant wall of lime jello.

She’d make millions if she started selling The Bible: As Annotated by Reagan.

People are way too fucking involved in other people’s lives. Also, if Jesus is real, I doubt he’d care if a child decorated a bible. In fact, coloring bible versus is like the first 8 years of going to church and you’re sent to the basement to be entertained while real church is happening upstairs.

This is what bibles looked like in the Middle Ages when they were still being hand-copied by monk scribes. All decorated with pictures and shit. Stick that in your pipes and smoke it, haters.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

All of this for doing what Christian monks did for centuries?

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

This! I was recently stuck behind someone at a security gate who had a full-on meltdown because they wanted her to follow the same procedures that literally everyone else follows. She was just utterly shocked to find out that, no, you cannot wear your coat and jewelry and shoes through the full body scanner.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

There’s always that one douche who’s just shocked - shocked! that he can’t get up and start digging in the overhead bins while the plane is 5 feet from the ground and the seatbelt sign is still on, and always one other person who’s surprised to learn they can’t blithely wander into the bathroom under the same…

...won’t get the clicks.

He probably got caught slamming another posse.