Bullshit!

He signed an executive order he did not read. The president of the United States signed an executive order he neither read nor wrote. I want this on his fucking tombstone. I want his legacy to be forever that when presented with literally unlimited opportunity and power he was too fucking venal, lazy, and stupid to…

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

when she was found to be hooking up with costar Rupert Sanders on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

Meanwhile his voters are still eating it up. People see themselves as temporarity displaced millionaires. I’m so fucking dejected and defeated that, even still, most Republicans - voters and elected officials - are just going right along with it and telling us it’s great. The law literally says that your financial…

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

We don’t deserve Missy Elliot. The one and only Queen of Hip Hop. The Grand Master of MC, The Dame of Dance, The One and True Heir of Beats, The Slayer of Fashion. Bow Down.

Literally gasped out loud when the first dancer fell back into the pool. I wish the song was just sliiiiiiiiiiightly faster but there’s no doubt at all that Missy can still throw down. Good lord did we need this today.

That is all

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

“Really, the only upshot of Pence over Trump for us is that the odds of a nuclear war go back down to 0.000001%”

I don’t disagree with any of those things, but it’s like comparing your least favorite ice cream with a waffle cone full of bloody diarrhea. You might not like either one, but there’s a clear right choice.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

I’m especially impressed at the reports that on missions where the specific goal was to capture people, they violated orders and executed them instead. They directly disobeyed orders, and it looks like they got no punishment at all.