Bullshit!

He signed an executive order he did not read. The president of the United States signed an executive order he neither read nor wrote. I want this on his fucking tombstone. I want his legacy to be forever that when presented with literally unlimited opportunity and power he was too fucking venal, lazy, and stupid to…

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.

when she was found to be hooking up with costar Rupert Sanders on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman

I’m sick of these entitled thugs. Where is the leadership in their community? Where are the fathers to teach them humility and grace?

The real lessons from Bowling Green:

Oh Look. Captain Strawman arrived.

Liberals, most of us, hated his use of drones, hated his actions in the Middle East that resulted in those deaths. His approval ratings would have been ten points higher if he hadn’t been doing that.

Yes because corn and toilet paper are the same thing as trapping people in an airport, separating a mother from her un-weaned infant, and preventing visa-holding students from returning to college.

Meanwhile his voters are still eating it up. People see themselves as temporarity displaced millionaires. I’m so fucking dejected and defeated that, even still, most Republicans - voters and elected officials - are just going right along with it and telling us it’s great. The law literally says that your financial…

“Opening a second front in Asia is a fantastic idea.”

Did you ever think you’d be longing for the great speeches George W. Bush made?

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

We are now the country that knows that it doesn’t know what it’s doing

We don’t deserve Missy Elliot. The one and only Queen of Hip Hop. The Grand Master of MC, The Dame of Dance, The One and True Heir of Beats, The Slayer of Fashion. Bow Down.

Literally gasped out loud when the first dancer fell back into the pool. I wish the song was just sliiiiiiiiiiightly faster but there’s no doubt at all that Missy can still throw down. Good lord did we need this today.

That is all

oh, but ask them about their kids and they won’t shut the fuck up about him picking the apples for his own applesauce at his Montessori school.

I blame Space Chipotle.

“Really, the only upshot of Pence over Trump for us is that the odds of a nuclear war go back down to 0.000001%”