My biggest issue is his approach to very complicated and sticky issues. He fucking tweets them!? What the hell man, what the fucking hell?! I don’t necessarily agree with how China is handling things and how we as a country could be all anti communism, embargo Cuba for so long, but be in bed with China, but I’m also a…

Will that help at all?

(I cannot take credit for the beautifully appropriate original application of this meme to this subject, but it shall be repeated until it’s no longer true.)

I say this, with all sincerity, that you’ve added nothing to the conversation.

Foreigners can also buy that gas now too. Which is why its so important to connect this field to the Gulf.

Cue the people claiming this was the protesters sabotaging the pipeline to prove their point...

Have you seen the way his suits fit? I am saying, not very well.

Part of being smart is knowing what you don’t know. He has no intellectual curiousity, none.

It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.

Smart people do their homework

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.

Pence or Christi?

The only blessing in this interview is that Trump seems to be signalling that he has no intention of running for a second term (or knows there’s no fucking way he gets through this one without being forced to resign and/or dying from his shitty diet and exercise habits).

of course, there’s no law saying the President-elect has to

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

Being LIKE a smart person is not the same thing as being a smart person.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!