“The man had toilet paper on his shoe. The officer had no choice but to interpret this aggressive behavior as wanting to eat shit.”
redonkulous
aepva
This dude has the balls to appeal the decision, meaning he believes that someone who feeds shit to another human being without their consent is capable and worthy of being a police officer. He should be fired again just for that. Put it on the recruit exam.
Two takeaways:
Well then, I guess he’s shit
The only place that officer is fit to protect is the basement of the Alamo.
Jesus this is depressing
Dear jeebus, all that money and they can’t buy chins for themselves?
As someone who was also in college at the same time as Donny Jr. and traveled in similar social circles, I can tell you that there are multiple sources who can confirm the drunken bed wetting problem. Also, as it might not surprise anybody to learn, he was also a frat bro. It was a fraternity that was mostly…
On behalf of all the fucking wildlife he’s shot for entertainment/to manage his fucking Daddy issues, I’ll confirm his bladder problem. He used to pee in my friend’s bed all the time. I helped wash the sheets. He’s a very dehydrated person and would destroy the White House’s plumbing and this concerns me.
“Because let’s be real, if any of them tried to walk away from him, he’d spend whatever it took to ruin their lives. Because he’s a vengeful prick.”
To be fair. I’d probably be a crazy bed peeing alcoholic too if that orange freak was my father.
Imagine what is feels to be Trump’s kids knowing their dad’s “empire” is will end up being exposed as an even bigger black hole of debt than Robert Maxwell’s “empire” upon Donald’s death.
Don Diaper | Sterling Pooper
I think at some point the 3 older kids probably sat down and took a blood oath to just play along so they can get ingrained into the businesses and full stakes in his will. Because let’s be real, if any of them tried to walk away from him, he’d spend whatever it took to ruin their lives. Because he’s a vengeful prick.
Donald Trump Jr. and Ted Cruz deserved to have each other as roommates in college
Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?
To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.
The average guy usually makes me wish I were a lesbian.