Love how she drops into a fighters stance and you know it’s about to get real.

Dude sounds like a total creep.

One of my favorite things in DC: getting hit on by 6 guys all using the same line. The first time I kept looking around for the camera and then I realized it’s one of those Pick-Up Artist classes on field trip. Now I get a happy thrill when it happens because I know I’ll get a funny story out of it.

YOU GUYS. My best friend and I met this giant turd on Friday night. At Red Derby. Presumably before his date began? Anywho, he pounced on my friend and repeatedly asked her about her ethnicity (she is half-Chinese) and then proceeded to TAKE HER HAT OFF HER HEAD and hold onto it for 15 minutes.

“I’m all important and dating is not a priority but can I have another date”

I know this will come as a grave shock to you all, but I can confirm that Anda was as big a douche in high school as he is now. I am hardly objective though, since he also bullied me relentlessly at summer camp when we were kids. I can not tell you all how sweet this is for the selfconscious chubby 8 year old girl I…

As a reminder of how much dating sucks, she gave this terrible, terrible date a 3, meaning she’s been on worse ones.

The demanding the reasons why is sales training 101 where they teach you to never take no for an answer. They say no, you demand to know why so that you can endlessly offer rebuttals and hopefully eventually wear them down into resignedly saying yes so that you will shut up. Not exactly the best start to a…

“I am so glad you are not fat”.”I am so glad you are not ugly.”

“I want to understand why” translates to - I want her to tell me what was wrong so I can argue with her incessantly to force her to change her mind and agree to a second date just to get me to shut up. For someone who claims to be “self-reflective” and “in touch with other peoples’ emotions,” dude is a straight-up…

LIKE ATLAS

Inviting yourself to a group outing the day after you just met someone would be so fucking awkward. Even if she said yes, why would you want that?

All of this. It took me a while to get over that little thing. A more difficult hump was that even if a woman would want to go on an initial date or two, they would get tired and I’d want to figure out why. Sometimes I’d ask (more often I’d know) and sometimes they’d answer (more often they wouldn’t) and you know…

I mean, I don’t want to speak out of line, but this Anda seems a bit of a dick

This guy...

This sounds solidly like about 90% of my dates in DC.

 I’m the founder of a start-up focused on the coffee market in Yemen; that’s my No. 1 priority.

I’m in touch with my emotions and other people’s emotions.

Meh, he sounds like a standard douche. I don’t think this falls into the category of “historically shitty”. I feel like my friends have went on worse dates.