Does this include being there for the cameraman to zoom in on her nipple in the last few seconds of that clip?

Hey, Ashley,

Does the cameraman zoom in on Melania’s tits at the end? I would have to say yes.

Related: A young, sycophantic, eager-to-please Chris Christie had to run down to the concession stand to buy him some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.

No amount of money would compel me to click on that video. I’ve already stared at zoomed in pictures of this man’s disgusting chin. I’ll take a hard pass at listening to him sing.

There needs to be a word that means “something said that is so wrong, you honestly don’t know where to begin to correct it.”

Is it a violation of Godwin’s law if we start calling it the “Reich Wing” or are we past caring about that any more?

I bet it would just blow this dude’s mind to know that I don’t want to be groped by legitimately attractive men, let alone Trump.

Like, I want to push back on the idea that Trump is handsome, but that lends credibility to the idea that handsome men can’t be sexual predators....

Please oh please oh please let someone bring this to Trump’s attention so he goes on a Twitter tantrum and sports increasingly patchy muttonchops for the duration of the campaign. I’ve never wanted anything more.

This is Pulitzer-level trolling of a deeply narcissistic fascist. Well done and bravo.

“You have been suspended 10 games because, in your words: “I had sex with a woman and I didn’t call her afterward.”

You got 10 games for murdering a hobo, and I got 7 for ‘believing in government”. Man this thing is as inconsistent as Goodell is.

When I think about it, I suppose my transgressions did rise to the level of secretly deflating footballs. I deserved it.

This seems like I got off easy. Probably because I was on happy drugs and not muscle drugs.

Considering there were photos and lots of drugs involved, probably just about right.

I only got 7 for literally bring Hitler, then 7 again for sprayfarting on a bald eagle on the 50 yard line at the Super Bowl while on drugs.