Quite a weekend for an episode talking about “wild” younger Royal siblings, with Prince Andrew’s Epstein interview:

Your jump from “mildly entertaining” to “personifies the unearned confidence of straight white men” reminded me of this Brian Regan bit.

Anytime anyone tries to tell me how “smart” Rick and Morty is I laugh and just explain how most of their “smart” jokes are just dumbed down version of jokes that were better done in Futurama.

Though I was somewhat disappointed by last season I’m still excited for R&M to return tonight.

...maybe 15 to 20 years ago, he could do that flip. But, not that day. I chuckled.

Reply from lifelong tennis player and father of two who played the circuit: If you’re friends, maybe a hug, but even friends have trouble dealing with a loss, so gauge that accordingly. But if you win, you take that win and stfu. And I just lost and I’ll deal with that There’s a lot of losing in tennis that we all…

I bet he felt that later... 

Dad’s ninja flip, tho....

The correct answer is actually Robert Webb, because of this:

Nope. We are currently 16th in terms of obesity rates, between the Cayman Islands (#15) and the British Virgin Islands (#17). Plenty of other countries are catching up to and surpassing us in obesity rates.

you can tell a lot about a person from their skin and teeth, actually.

Yeah. BMI was meant as a way of categorizing populations, not individuals. It should never have been used to assign a number to an individual person.

Having a goal that requires months of sustained training is probably going to be more effective than just saying “I’m going to start doing activity X until I weigh Y.” I mean that CAN work, but seeing the results of your efforts is highly motivating.

He does practice, by screaming at the neighbor kids to “get off his lawn!” Also he watches a lot of Larry David. ;-)

While his baseball career might be done, this shredded flamethrower always has a job as a Taco Bell menu item.

Bernie has little patience for preparation, that’s such a shocker he usually seems so focused on details....

• I will never understand HBO’s penchant for showing women at home just hanging around in high heels. Why in the world would anyone do this?

I also thought of Jack, but his Wikipedia page says he's omnisexual so maybe that's why he's not on this article. 

I thought he was alluding to Jack in the “Things We Were Unhappiest To Learn” section?

“Geroge W. Bush was almost assassinated in office by a pretzel.