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    Right? “Hey, those guys aren’t Honoring The Flag to my satisfaction! Better boo super loud while the National Anthem is playing to show how Real Americans show Respect!”

    Your country is like your family: you can love it, and still be disappointed in it from time and time, and want it to be better.

    Get that son of a vet on the field!

    Fuuuuuck yes. And that hand on the shoulder is something, too. Not as good as a kneel, but it’s a start. I hope this spreads, and spreads, and spreads.

    I have called the police and reported that you have someone holding a gun to your head and making you click links against your will. Hang in there. Help is on the way.

    I’m gonna sound rude here but I promise I’ll bring it all back If you read it all.

    So you long for the good ol’ days when they were breaking the hot stories about Manti Te’o’s fake internet girlfriend?

    As they say on Jez, no one cares about your boner.

    I’ve been here since the Black Table days, and the early Deadspin days when a lowlife like me couldn’t comment. Now I can. I love this place. Sure, it keeps changing. But you know who didn’t embrace change? The Saturday Evening Post. They died in the 1960s. It was once one of the most popular reads in the country. It…

    Scroll past the stories that hurt your fee fees.

    Nobody cares why you in particular read Deadspin. Nobody cares why I read Deadspin either. Once you come to that realization you’ll understand much better how this all works.

    Buh-bye, snowflake.*

    Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

    Shouldn’t the 49ers’ stadium be full every game now that Kaepernick is off the team?

    Hmmm.... When you put it like that.... Fuck. You’re right

    Oh, sure, setting up a premise where your proxy character gets to still interact with the doppleganger of the woman who dumped your ass 5 years ago, while imaginary characters constantly reassure that, if anything, you are totally better than the actual Prince she married, all on national television every week...…

    I certainly hope they discussed it and she’s okay with it because otherwise this is creepy stalkerish behavior. And creating a project that literally makes your ex the focal point of your job for possibly years to come doesn’t strike me as healthy either.

    Thing is, it’s not actually a terrible idea for a sitcom. Coming from anyone else, I’d think it was kind of clever. Coming from him, it seems a little bitter.