I heard he was a cheating cheater. Don’t know if its true or not but I believe it.

Might I suggest a weekly farmer’s market?

And THAT, more than the gun and Jesus love, goes to the Trumpist point more than anything. White victimhood. It’d be hilarious if it wasn’t so tragic.

She looks fucking miserable in that picture.

“In 5 years we’ll see her acting again, and maybe even before that.”

I wonder if she grew tired of his Trumpism

generally accepted as one of Hollywood’s most adorable couples

What? We’re sad? Anna Farris can do better. Chris Pratt had one adorable role as Andy Dwyer, then when the big fame hit he word vomited his real, problematic thoughts about how it’s men’s “turn” to be objectified in film and about how there aren’t enough films that are about white hetero guys like him.

So in my “real life” I have seen a lot of couples separate, then get back together, then fight publicly, then get back together, then fight privately... ad nauseum. Not that it means much, but they all have posted lots of happy looking Instagram photos, etc., whenever they’re having a Together Moment.*

I think it means opinions are about to rapidly divide about whether Chris Pratt is the least-favorite Chris here on Jezebel.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

👍🏻 👍🏻 His post feels like it’s entering fetish territory to me. :/

As a “curvy” chick (honestly, I like to just call myself a fat girl but people take such issue with that) I’m honestly turned off when a guy makes a big deal about being into curvy girls. I like all types of body types on a dude and I’m not making a point to fucking shout it from the rooftops.

I wouldn’t begrudge a real president working off-site during a renovation; who wants to deal with that shit? A real president is never fully on vacation. It’s not like he turns on his out of office and designates a backup. This piece of orange sludge doesn’t work when he’s in the office and has spent more time golfing…

Agreed. It’s not like he was this amazing humanitarian up until last summer or something.

It’s like an emotional quickie handjob for him. It’s not about the couple at all. They’re the ones giving the handjob. Also, I hated the bride and the wedding guests more than Trump in this video.

I’m actually okay with this, my reason being that it will be a lot easier to scrub him from history if he doesn’t leave a greasy aquavelva scented stain in the oval office. I worry it would just seep into the walls, the floors, the furniture, the very foundation.

TBF this is about the only thing Trump and I have in common. No AC between April and October? I’m out.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.