See, I was also under the impression that life insurance policies became null and void in the event of a suicide. Which I learned from an episode of CSI, so... now I’m not so sure.

All of Kellyanne’s shit spews out her mouth, so I would assume the husband.

Ew!!!

Short Hills is the rich person mall, to be fair lol

Dorian Grey was pretty too

A proposal...in a...mall? In New Jersey? Ugh, I’d be so much better at being “rich.”

She is mostly likely a terrible person too. Don’t let the pretty packaging fool ya

I like to imagine him hitting “send”, leaning back smugly in his chair thinking “That’ll show ‘em! Dad’s gonna be so proud of me!”, then someone runs into the room shouting “DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU’VE DONE??”

Someone trademark it so he has to pay every time he uses it.

Pete Souza posted on IG yesterday the photo he took of Obama reaching over the sneeze guard at Chipotle in 2014 with the caption “Remember this scandal from 2014?” I snorted and then almost cried. Because I DO remember this vividly. People were flipping out about Obama thinking he was above common decency (“who does…

Slightly off topic: Trump Sr. did an interview this morning for the Christian Broadcasting Network. A few clips were just released - and I had to snap a pic of the TV screen for you guys because I have seen dead people who look more alive than the corpse that is Pat Robertson! (A more vibrant interviewer might be too…

You know what’s pretty awesome? I know this guy his dad owns a giant company, super wealthy. He mad his son get a degree... and then work. Not at his company but anywhere else for two years. So this guy gets a manager job at a home goods store.. and gets zero help from his dad. So here he is working a regular job…

It’s only served at expensive restaurants here and it has negative connotations because it’s so abussive to animals. I mean, modern factory farming of chicken, for example, is also super abussive so in lots of cases people should get off their high horse.

These are the People who threw a party where the theme was the African continent and this happened and was encouraged.

hopefully it takes 16 months cause that means dems can get elected to take over the house and when that happens Pelosi will become President when Pence and Trump are gone. God that will be beautiful revenge for all those who didn’t’ want a woman President. Cause those that hate Clinton reeeeallly hate Pelosi.

If only there was currently a live-action version of Aladdin happening somewhere with actors who can sing and dance and of Middle-Eastern descent...

Well, in the original story Aladdin wasn’t Arabian but actually Chinese (the story was set in western China). Just because Hollywood decided to set the animated fixture it into a fictional Arabian country doesn’t mean the movie has to be. The story of 1001 nights include plenty of Indian origins and he Mughal empire…

“But finding a male lead in his 20s who can act and sing has proven difficult — especially since the studio wants someone of Middle-Eastern or Indian descent (the animated film is set in the fictional Middle Eastern city of Agrabah)“

Did we learn nothing from Hamilton??? Someone put Lin in charge of casting this, it’ll be done in a week.