Hi Kirk, Hi Ethan. Gonna chime in my thoughts. I hope you’ll indulge me.

The real question is, who the hell would waste a nuke (not even going with the actual number in game) on backwoods Montana when instead it could be sent to somewhere a bit more... tactical?

The entire ending is hot garbage that fits the entire remit of the game’s attempt at narrative which is appearing to have something to say without saying anything at all. Throughout the entire game it constantly references political issues and names but then drops them before using them as anything but a cheap…

TJs charges around nearly $12 for 4 of these

MAN. Stay in your lane, Coke. You’re already the sweet liquid poison of choice for most of the planet.

Pre-mixed rum and cola, yes, rum and Coke^TM, not yet.

I don’t see a problem with this.

That’s Jack Daniels and “Cola.” It’s not The Real Thing^TM, which explains why Coca-Cola is gingerly stepping into this market.

Premixed drinks in a can, UDL’s, have been popular in Australia forever. They are gross but are sweet so younguns like them. Getting drunk on these was how I first got together with Mr Witch

Did you make a TLC song reference? I love you.

lots of options for the lazy drunk over here in the netherlands too

I feel like the latest similar thing in the USA is spiked sparkling water. Like Truly or White Claw. It would be like LaCroix getting into that game.

I take offense to this article’s omission of whiskey as the main spirit responsible for Coke’s rise to power.

The thought of this makes my stomach hurt. #teamwine

I believe the horse’s name is “Game 7 loss at home”

If they found a white glove with gravy stains - it was the cunning Pink Poutine Panther...

Come on, who loves hockey and has a penchant for stealing championship rings?

Hold your horses! I am not from Ohio, I am from MN - please don’t insult me.

Sadly, Paul Kariya has no recollection of ever winning or donating the rings. In unrelated news, Scott Stevens has yet to account for his whereabouts over the last few days or why he rented a U-Haul.

You’re missing the most obvious issue: why the fuck should minor-league sports be affiliated with universities at all? You want to pay the athletes, fine. But then why bother having them be part of the school? That’s a lot of words just to try and justify college athletics, when that’s the problem in the first place.