Somewhere Michael B. Jordan is touching himself.

2017 was to video games what 1984 was to film. All the runner-ups would be at the top of their lists if they came out at another time.

nope, (shhhh) but it doesn’t really rain that much in seattle.

I’m going to cast a vote for people who moved from Montana a long time ago, who are always quick to remind you that “this cold is nothing compared to back in Montana.” Yeah, I get it, that’s probably why you left. (Also, if it’s cold enough that they have to worry about homeless people dropping dead, I think you can…

This. When I lived in Seattle there was a radio news person who referred to it as “passive aggressive Seattle rain.” It’s the kind that doesn’t bother actually falling, but just hangs so you have to walk into it. An umbrella does you know good when the run doesn’t come from above.

As a Houstonian I can only observe that women need to take advantage of every opportunity to wear those expensive heavy coats, even if it secretly means sweat rivulets running down their backs.

Came here to say this. The rain is almost always a constant drizzle that everyone is used too. No one used an umbrella unless its down-pouring. And even then, most dont use one because we dont own one.

I live in a place that is rapidly growing, and people are coming here from all over the country.

Ugh - that’s my sister. I wish there was a way to filter out her CA weather posts. No one cares!

I don’t know. We Floridians like to see which one of us can give the fewest fucks about a hurricane. Then when it drops below 70 we start looking for white walkers. Seriously, we were on the beach on Sunday. It was 73 degrees, but the wind was blowing. There were people from Wisconsin in the ocean. My wife was bundled…

Not all of California—just the Bay. And even then, it’s just SF. And it is.

“It actually doesn’t rain that much, it’s just grey a lot”

Matthew:

I was watching a show set in the Seattle area, so naturally it rained during every episode. After about the third episode, my wife says, “The main characters never have an umbrella...and neither does anyone in the background.” I guess it was pretty realistic.

Pretentious Northwesterners who smugly explain that they can identify outsiders by their umbrellas.

I heard the AV Club went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Because the Blizzard's whole gimmick is that you can hold it upside-down without the food falling out.

This is Warren Buffet swimming in a pool of Treasury bonds, that's what this is.

Jesus Christ, you're ranking fucking DQ blizzards with fucking points?

How dare you. Obviously, the Skor blizzard is the CEO of blizzards.