Stop. The pop-culture reference tied with an allusion to Greek myths is liable to moisten this nerd girl's panties.

If your name is any indication, you have several years of disappointing experiences in sports to draw upon.

I'm a grown woman w/ no kids and have no shame in listening to "I Don't Want to Live on the Moon." It's beautiful and still brings a tiny tear to my eye when I hear it.

I agree that those who haven't seen Grey Gardens may not realize how on point this was. I'm a little hesitant to call this episode a parody because it captures that slight creepiness the original did, and the uncomfortable feeling of voyeurism you get watching it. Hats off to Myers for it being so well-crafted and…