GTFO with your hot Pluto takes. This isn’t Pitchfork.

Read: Gizmodo Media Group will have to pick a different, less fucking annoying advertising strategy.

I’m firmly in the “I don’t want Kaepernick on my team because I don’t think he’s that good,” and even I find your observation pretty damned incontrovertible.

Daenerys is really gonna have Aegon her face when she finds out who she’s hooking up with tonight!

someone who knows, GRRM

That’s why I take all my dirty dishes into the shower with me and let the water do the work.

To be fair, I’ve had GI infections that were better than BvS... Come to think of it, I’ve been in car accidents I enjoyed more.

Then it would STILL be better than Batman vs Superman.

I’ll fight you.

Whoa whoa whoa, Michael. Settle down.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

It started out great. But taking out the trumpet flourishes and deemphasizing the Woo-ooh!’s is blasphemy. I hate it now.

If he’d withdrawn earlier, this conflict wouldn’t even exist.

I can’t decide if you’re really weird, really cool, or both.

I know this tip was posted before on LH, and that it does work, but not because its denaturing any proteins. Unless you got that spoon up to 140F, which would do a lot worse than denature proteins. More likely it overloads the pain/itch receptors since histamine plays a part in both.

applying the back of a really hot spoon to the bite helps me. It denatures the proteins in the mosquito saliva and stops it itching.

Why is he wearing socks?

Al Swearingen and Mr. Wu fined $39.8 million using the same scale.

Jar Jar Binks wakes up in his bedroom, turns to Suzanne Pleshette and says, “You-sa wont be believin’ the crazy dream meesa just had!”

Back in college, Greg Oden would win these races all by himself.