#dildogate

Alien: Covenant gets rid of everything good about Prometheus

i’m fairly sure that i just watched an advertisement for a live-action bratz movie.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

Please send Missandei back to Essos so she can keep dressing like this:

Tom Wilson is a reckless dullard who hurts the sport with his mere presence, and has had this coming for a long time.

You sound like my grandad talking about his time in Korea.

No.

That and every time he throws a cheap shot, his constituents offer up every inconceivable excuse

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.

[David Price meets with Dr. Andrews at the combine]

Are we all just gonna ignore that the kid was attacked by a fucking Minotaur?!?!

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If you wear skinny jeans, do some squats until you can’t wear skinny jeans anymore.

Levi’s 569 Loose Straight-Leg, because I’m a man, and I lift weights, so girly little skinny jeans don’t work. If…

Thanks for reminding me what it’s like 45 minutes after dropping acid.

Damn it. Fuck off, Kevin Smith. I respect the man’s love for comics, but he’s absolutely the worst.

We’ve... we’ve left the real timeline, haven’t we? We’ve gotta be one of those splinter universes that sane people try to imagine an alternate reality would be like, but then just go “Nah, fuck, that’s too crazy, no one would ever believe that.”

It's like watching the crowd at a Dave Matthews Band concert.