Truer words have never been spoken.

Imagine that, an impression of every Ranger fan I’ve ever met.

I could see what you did there...if I wasn't on fire.

That place really burns me up.

There are certainly pedestrians who need a boot up the butt on occasion too, but that doesn't mean the high-speed injury-machine that is a bicycle isn't a serious issue when it's being misused.

Barely anyone around here bothers with bells, because they're all selfish idiots who dangerously speed on the footpath.

because crickets have no mammaries? ;)

Ranch dressing is fine on certain things, it's a great dip and occasionally it's fine on an otherwise salad. Ranch dressing can even stand in for blue cheese dressing on wings and the like, in a pinch. Perhaps more important is that the seasoning for ranch dressing is pretty great as a coating for fries, popcorn or…

How did it feel?

All I want is another 1 1/2 hour long Daft Punk video that I can watch on an IMAX screen. Don't screw this up!

I still have the "Ro-bot-ix" jingle stuck in my head.

Yeah, it looks like the Enterprise frisbee probably doesn't fly too well, but honestly - do you think most Trekkies are going to spend any amount of time flinging this thing around the yard and scrambling after it, or will they set it quietly on a display shelf so it can remain in 'mint' condition?

The people had a choice and consented. The dog did not. It ruins an otherwise interesting photographic study. Note that every human has their eyes closed, the dog does not. Why don't you conduct and experiment and pour honey into your eyes.

This IS animal cruelty, so you're not being that guy at all.

I hate to be that guy....but this seems a bit cruel

You're simplifying things too much, and not looking beyond the results to the potential applications of such knowledge. Studying insect locomotion has been a huge help in the field of robotics, for example.

Every time you see Bambi's mother die, just keep in mind that she was probably eating a nest full of baby birds prior to her death.

If he doesn't make the team at least he's still got that sexy face that's made for TV....

Admit it, Val Kilmer was really good in Birdman Forever.