Truer words have never been spoken.

Imagine that, an impression of every Ranger fan I’ve ever met.

I could see what you did there...if I wasn't on fire.

That place really burns me up.

Ranch dressing is fine on certain things, it's a great dip and occasionally it's fine on an otherwise salad. Ranch dressing can even stand in for blue cheese dressing on wings and the like, in a pinch. Perhaps more important is that the seasoning for ranch dressing is pretty great as a coating for fries, popcorn or…

How did it feel?

If he doesn't make the team at least he's still got that sexy face that's made for TV....

"I vividly remember facing off against Vince Carter in college, truly epic games."

I'm really glad I like my parents.

This is great Jalopnik.

YOU'RE ON CNN! THE SHOW THAT LEADS INTO MINE IS PUPPETS MAKING CRANK PHONE CALLS! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????

Maybe Paul's just airing out the new dye-job?

Jon Wurster with the most happy to be there smile I have ever seen.

Then you never watched a lot of Letterman.

Pretty sure X played Letterman long, long ago. He has a pretty good record of having good musical acts. Well, at least, I have found in my searching that he had, in the last 30 years, had good groups (my opinion) featured.

"Please."

This sounds a bit like a Boston fan trying to make it seem more like a Pats win than a Seahawks loss

Agreed. I was wondering what here was NSFW. Every character was full clothed.

What about any of those picture could be construed as nfsw ?