Wait, am I the only one who thought the second Hobbit movie was better than the first? By, like, a good amount?

The sharing restriction is put into place by LinkedIn, not by the member. It's more like "LinkedIn won't let me share my info, regardless of how I feel about it"

Here's Marc Staal cross-checking Crosby in the back of the head and slashing him in the head

It wasn't a mistake to put Duke in the video. McConnell just wanted to include something next to which he would appear relatively popular, and Duke basketball was the only thing he could think of.

He's a pompous, disrespectful blowhard who countenances spying and bullies guests. She a racist shit-stirrer who thinks she's advancing feminism by trolling and throwing other women she doesn't like under the bus, and then asking for dudebro points for being so "edgy" and "an equal opportunity offender". So I come…

ETA: i'm not going to say which is which.

Having a tough time finding work with Leno off the air?

I'm a sad/angry Islander fan. When I left work today in Midtown. I saw a bum on roller blades, he obviously didn't know how to skate. His legs weren't moving and he was barely inching forward. He was carrying two large garbage bags full of empty cans. He fell down and busted his ass in the middle of traffic. I…

THANKS, OBEARMA!

Really? That is the worst thing I have ever heard in the history of ever.

To quote Lewis Black: "Here's how you diagram that sentence: you get a #2 pencil, sharpen it, and jab it in your eye."

Verb-ing the word "son," as used disrespectfully in slang, is something that I've noticed terrible and stupid people doing of late.

Can anyone make sense of the headline?

"I don't know, man. I don't know. Probably just..."
[Exhales slowly]
"Probably just drink. A lot."
[Smiles wryly, and a little sadly]

-Kane, when asked about his postgame plans, 2001-2014

Do we owe him 20 cents for his thoughts?

It'll be a long cab ride home

What do you look for in a man?

I hope they use this for good and warn everyone about 9/11.

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?