It's still a more functional Left Eye than Lisa Lopes.

Russian Security Officer: "What is wrong with eye?"

Also, in final jeopardy, when he is in the lead, he just bets enough to match what the second place person would have if they double up. He already knows he can beat the person in second place. Why risk going up against 2 new competitors when you can choose one that you know you can beat.

Mr. D. Orlando Ledbetter seems to be very dissatisfied with six unconstructive minutes.

"GQ? Mine's fuckin' Mensa level, brah."

Swift's Boat Sunk: Record Scrutinized by Industry Veterans; "She Wasn't Deserving of the Honor," Says Former Band Member of Swift's.

[takes a shot]

"Wow, they did it!"

I hate hyperbolic titles more than anything ever.

Big deal. I know a lot of guys about Bird's age who messed with idling Pacers back in the day.

"St. Jetersburg" is the name of Derek Jeter's Florida home.

Can't we just enjoy that Dallas, as a total unit, is comically inept in December? If they need 37, they're getting 36. If they need 10, they're getting 9. Don't ever change, Dallas.

"Am I really stoned, or did we just knock off the Jayhakws on a crazy buzzer-beater?"

This is because any weight savings is added back in the form of ballast for the cars to meet the minimum weight. This ballast can then be placed for optimum balance. Therefore, you always wanted to be as light as possible.

What really cost Nico a job at Lotus was his lack of weight

The heaviest driver in the field, Nico Hulkenberg, weighs 172 pounds and there are rumors that his weight cost him a job with top team Lotus.

Rush Limbaugh?

The Aristocrats!

This list is missing Vicki from the 80's classic Small Wonder.