I am neither Alpha, Beta nor Omega. I am Delta. Mathematically, I am the difference between the line which society expects me to be upon and the angle with which I choose to live my life. Celebrate your Delta, for that is what makes you who you are.

I don't play by the rules. I'm the NATO Phonetic Alphabet.

Science.

I'm confused... I no longer know how to tell "what I am" of any type without doing a Buzzfeed quiz. I thought I was an Alpha woman because I like the color purple and the word "fierce".

Where's the amazing buzzfeed quiz to accompany this article? I mean, this would be great to add to my linkedIn profile along with the results of "which 90's tv show icon are you?" and "what type of fruit are you?" quizzes!

Oh goddamn it. Are women now playing this stupid "Alpha" game too (or have women been playing it)? Please don't tell me this has really escaped the cage and moved out here.