Nothing boils my blood more than men telling women what to do with their bodies. A baby is part of the woman until it is removed. That is a factual scientific notion. Abortion should be uncontested until the baby is out and the umbilical cord is removed. It’s almost 2017 god dammit.

It is insidious because these assholes ignore science and the heartfelt tales of numerous women who made the agonizing decision to end a wanted pregnancy because it wasn’t going to result in a healthy child!

I’m 13 weeks pregnant with a baby I desperately wanted and just discovered the poor little thing has an abnormality which, if I try to carry to term, will likely result in stillbirth or a short and agonizing life for it, and possible death for me. My state barely allows abortion so I have to drive my pregnant, still…

Rather, he is contemplating Ohio governor John Kasich.

*Raises hand* Hey! I know this one... I just finished a mandatory sexual harrassment training class for my new job.

Can we please not count chickens yet? The last time we didn’t wait for the eggs to hatch, it turned out to be a fucking velociraptor nest and now we have Trump as President.

I think we are all being conned by both sides sadly. Obama said he was going to do some things like closing Guantanamo Bay and I believe it’s still open. Also WTF is going on with him not speaking up abt the Dakota Access Pipeline?

I am so beyond decorum with that motherfucker that I am now wishing for his death (secretly in my head and not out loud). If he REALLY doesn’t want to be President, I’m happy to hand the man some heavy pocket stones and point his ass towards the Potomac.

No, because they stopped teaching mathematics. Too sciency, not religious enough.

We all know it’s really about punishing women for having sex, though, right?

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.

I am boycotting his speaking. I didn’t watch the victory speech. Didn’t watch 60 minutes. I didn’t watch this video. I won’t watch any speeches of his, because I know they are all bullshit. He means none of what he says. He doesn’t know what he’s talking about and watching his crap will do nothing but ruin my day.

Leave us alone. We’re too busy self-harming ourselves to see what we’re doing to the world.

I still literally cannot believe this man is our next president.

Yeah, I know. 

that seems obvious to most people, but keep in mind thats not the typical parent/child dynamic in that particular family.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

Goddamn I’m gonna miss her.