I never buy my phones through my carrier, so I always swap my SIM from phone to phone when I buy one. I’ve had the same SIM card for 5 years now.

Or just shower naked. Dogs don’t care about your clothes any more than fish care if you go skinny dipping.

What’s the point? The dog might see your junk? Afraid you might get aroused? I bet you were the guy who would wear their trunks at camp. We’re all born naked... You’ll be ok.

Click on the spyglass, type Activity Monitor, press Return, voila!

How about the inability to maintain a lane while turning? I see this everyday.

“When I look at myself in the first grade and I look at myself now, I’m basically the same.”

There’s a security breach in Los Pantalones.

I’ve never had an issue just saying “you have something in your teeth” or “your fly’s unzipped” or “you have some gunk on your face”, most of the time accompanied by a small gesture mimicking what to do. Straight-forward, nonchalant, not awkwardly beating around the bush.

Am I the only one bothered by the title graphic and how it wouldn’t work? Most importantly in how it’s missing a connection, which I’ve drawn in with green

I place the little cut-out from a bottle opener under the edge of the lid. Then I pry it up gently and slowly just until the vacuum seal breaks.

I keep seeing different self important declarations like these about how someone assuming the person supports Trump was the last straw to push that person over to support him. What they are really saying is they know it’s socially reprehensible to go along with some of the more extreme ideals and are looking for an…

Why is she hitting drywall with a hammer, seemingly at random? What outcome is she hoping for?

“If Trump were an adulterer too...”

He acted like a doped up circus bear. Where do you find doped up circus bears? Russia. It all fits.

He got all huffy.

You know if you watch his public speaking videos from the 80s and early 90s he had his shit together and was coherent. That Trump I’d be worried about. But his brain has been addled with age and amphetamines.

No, and neither has Ryan Lochte.

It depends. I primarily use my headphones when exercising (running, treadmill, etc). Sometimes I use them when on vacation and sometimes I use them at work.

I like this piece, Redford, but it details a good example of one of the reasons Americans don’t get cycling.