Who fell asleep at the wheel in the headline department?
“Black and white Ford workers call for an end to Black-and-White Ford cars”
Who fell asleep at the wheel in the headline department?
“Black and white Ford workers call for an end to Black-and-White Ford cars”
A “seedy underbelly” as I’ve ever seen one.
They may hold you for an unreasonable amount of time, just so you get thirsty. Learn to “pour drink”* instead of sipping.
An alternating shish-kabob:
He thought the songs were just to diss Florence and her band, whom he truly hates. He didn’t actually listen to Rage’s lyrics.
Have anybody here considered how difficult it is to a) define IF a person is transmitting the virus (you can only trace cases and surmise that this person infected that other and was infected by that one); b) if the person is asymptomatic, WHEN that person got infected (symptomatic patients can tell the physician when…
“Because we should all be able to agree that we shouldn’t have police officers dying.”
Wrap it in cheese.
It exists. Too bad it talks too much. [rimshot]
It exists. Too bad it talks too much. [rimshot]
It’s the delivery-girl version of the classic “extra sausage” porn pizza.
Uncut is more European.
When I NEED to go out grocery shopping, I take my phone, but I keep it inside a plastic baggie (5x7 inch, zip seal). Once I get back home, I clean the outside of the baggie with disinfectant (I use Isopropyl), wash my hands, then I open the baggie and let the phone out onto a tray.
If Tesla thinks the features have to be paid by each individual owner of the car, do they waive payment of those to customers trading up for a new Tesla? After all, the customer had paid already.
Not choking (well, a bit—the packets are kinda likely to choke you), but GI tract obstruction. The pellets inside the baggie will absorb liquid (that’s their purpose, after all) and swell up inside you. They may rupture the baggie or just make it big enough to be too much for the intestines to push through. The…
…And a hernia.
If there was no gun and they reported it as stolen, they need to get arrested. If there was a gun in their unlocked car and it was taken, they need to be arrested. If there was a gun in their unlocked car and it was not taken, they need to be arrested anyway. If there was a gun in their locked car, they need to be…
Yes. By that I mean both. The mid-life-crisis bunch have already undergone it, and the coming generations don’t seem to be particularly susceptible to it in the way it has been commonly portrayed. They will feel something like it, but I don’t think motorcycles will do it for them. Maybe mountain bikes, or van-living…
Laterally attachable half-width autonomous cars, with the boat seat arrangement. Open one car’s left side (sliding) door and the other’s right side (gullwing?) door, have a way to attach both halves together and presto change-0, a larger (roomier) car, where four people can chat while being driven about. As both cars…
Those people are a crack team of time travelers, assembled inside the null chamber of their assigned temporal displacement apparatus. They are about to go back 328 years, to the barbaric times, to look for the cure to the worst blight ever to threaten the new humankind: the Bossa Nova virus. It is widely believed that…
Sticky tape. Big, wide, thick, resilient very sticky rolls of tape that grab onto the tire and wrap around it with each turn making the overall tire a bigger diameter until the tire rubs against the wheel well and the car drags to a halt (or at least a crawl).