“Crap in your teeth” is too unspecific. I’ll give you that it is enough to get the offender to do a mirror check, but sometimes you need to be specific. Is it parsley? Is it a red pepper skin? Is it a cracked peppercorn? Uppers, lowers?

It’s “there’s crap in your teeth, sir.”, then.

“You mean errata, right?”

I love that show!

Ramen: I toss out the packet and just boil water with a litany of seasonings and spices: A lot of soy sauce, black pepper, sesame oil, paprika, curry powder, cumin… pretty much anything I have in store.

Those Odin douchebags…

“I do not need a usable backseat to fetch coffee and a burrito.”

The cure for smelling other people’s stink? Vick’s. Smeared around the rim of the nostrils. Works for cadaver smell, works for poop, farts and B.O.

30 seconds? Have you ever boarded a plane? :) You don’t want to miss your group being called, so you wait close by the gate. That means you don’t go to the toilet right before you expect to be called, and that includes the time needed to “go” and come back out. All in all, you wouldn’t feel comfortable going to the…

There’s no way your 911 call will get police to the scene of the mugging in time to a) stop it and b) catch the mugger red-handed. Your call will serve to a) get a description of the mugger, b) get a general idea of which direction the mugger went and finally c) tell the police where to find the victim.

And one can only imagine the can of worms that would be opened if one decided to investigate his business dealings, given the level of ‘lying-and-not-giving-a-rat’s-ass-about-it-ness” he displays. It’s no wonder he won’t disclose his tax returns: they’d be evidence of so much malfeasance it’d be uncouth to even…

Indeed. How long does it take to cook rice? Too little time.

Garlic and onion: the reason for them being toxic to dogs is the came compound, but garlic does have much less of it per weight, and people usually don’t add as much garlic to their food as onion (eat a burger with a slice of onion, sure! Eat a burger with four or five cloves of garlic, why?). If a dog eats a whole…

“…donating $10,000 each to 10 public schools in his hometown of Chicago, for a total of $1 million.”

Because the gun nuts are on his side, of course. Until they aren’t.

If Fox News came out with this motto, it’d mean they were ready to provide the darkness.

The paper served to soak up the kerosene (that’s what the liquid was) and let it burn in a more controlled fashion.

Kerosene, it seems.

Real people either hate or despise Trump. Some both.

So will a teaspoon, from either the bowl or handle end (if it is small/thin enough).