Oh hell no. I refuse to get an implant for this reason. No implants in the head or hand, at the absolute minimum.

i am extremely here for mason jar paraphernalia 

The fuck did you get that from? No one said anything like that.

The best time to invest is 20 years ago. The second best is today.

Not to defend your psychotic ex at all, but I just feel the need to point out that not every woman bleeds her first time. *flies off into the sunset*

::Reads headline::

Someone was emotionally stunted as a child.

ALL FEMALES CHEAT. That’s a FACT.

I feel like this whole story is like an e-mail I write to somebody to ask them a question, think it’s a perfectly valid question, then re-read it to proofread and realize I’m a complete moron and the answer to the question is completely obvious.

Part of how emotional (and physical) abusers get away with what they do is mind-fucking their victims and their emotions so hard they start to wonder if maybe they’re crazy for thinking there’s a problem.

For what an iPad costs, it should be able to run OS X, not just be a gigantic iPhone. I want to be able to see multiple apps on the screen at once and have the option of using a trackpad or mouse when I need more precision than a touchscreen offers. And have some mechanism for bearing its own weight so I don’t have to…

You win. Way to lob rocks from the sidelines at the vehicles people use to try to improve themselves. Are crossfit and TED perfect? No way. Can they be cultish and obnoxious? Absolutely. But attempting to do something positive yet flawed is better than than than doing nothing at all. Don’t shit on people making an…

This criticism is hilarious coming from anyone reading Lifehacker.