Yea, I mispoke. It's not that no one would click, it's that it wouldn't appeal to the farthest widest reaches of audience. Pop culture references tend to be less clicky.

Pokemendment 2: Actually, all pop culture references die horribly in clickiness.

AMENDMENT FOR CLARIFICATION: This is only for making it shareable amongst the biggest sharers on the interwebs. Moms. For a video game audience, totally nails it.

Nailed it.

Never say global warming. It's death to clicks. And don't make people take positions that make them scared to tell friends.

You Won't Believe What We All Played A Part In To Make This Tree Cry Like A Baby

Never make people feel ashamed of themselves. MAkes them less likely to share. Or if you do, let them know they are not alone. "You Probably Abuse This Everyday And Are Too Ashamed To Say Anything. It's OK. We Do It Too."

Use "His People" instead of kingdom so people don't think it's a complete fantasy.

Nailed it.

Nobody cares about Pokemon, so it won't get clicks. Instead try "A 10-Year-Old Kid Decided To Go On A Hunting Trip. His Prey Toyed With Him."