Great interview! Inspires me to be a Jeopardy writer now. Guess I better start answering blind ads in Variety…

I think you're all adorable!

Too soon.

And then birds peck out the stepsisters' eyes as punishment.

Into the Woods had the Prince smear the steps with pitch, so when she ran one of her shoes got stuck.

Jim Henson's "The Storyteller" actually riffed on that idea in Sapsorrow , itself a makeshift Cinderella retelling.

Will you go
See a show
Just to watch the Frozen skit?

…it’s easy to get swept up in the prettiness of it all…

Gangrene Horse Bones

Gal Friday, TGIF, TGI Fridays, Friday the 13th, BizCasFri. Pixie is gonna be tickled pink!

Oh, you know, romping with dogs, gluing rhinestones to oneself. The usual.

It's because they don't eat the right meals. Civilized people don't rely on horses for everything.

I guess my not getting Comic-Con tickets this year is not as sad as it was before.

Legoland is pretty cool.

Ah, we're talking to two different points.

You aren't alone on Carol. I'm all for reclaiming one's strength, but she's gone overboard. And I don't even think she cares about the group at her core - she'd kill any one of them if she thought it might be required. That's not bad-ass, that's something unhealthy.

I had mentioned that last week. It makes sense to bring in killers when you think you might get attacked. But you better make those killers like you. Maybe through them a party or something…throw a pretty lady their way…a motorcycle…I'm just spit-balling here.

By this point you'd be noseblind to the smell of zombies. Everything would stink of zombies and decayed flesh. Except Alexandria, which might actually be good. Get the nose re-acclimated to the smell.

It's a grotesquely stupid thing to say to a survivor from the outside. Even if you did not know that a person had her boyfriend partially eaten by cannibals, her relative eviscerated by the undead, it would be safe to assume that after years outside that she had seen some horrific things.

Nice.