“Goddamn it to Hell and back. NICE PRICE”

Me, while reading your comment

“Elon, take the wheel.”

“How tough are you? Do you do a hard day’s work and still make the time and effort for those you love and care about? Do you build that swing set in the backyard for your children? Do you pick up the plants from the nursery for that new landscaping project? Do you haul that lumber to build that deck for your family…

Tree guy here.

Missing the CCTV footage of a Sherrif throwing his hat on the ground

I remember my dad showing me this movie when I was like 12 and asking him during this scene: “Were all the movies in the 80's like this, or was this one extra dumb on purpose?”

fix the cigarette lighter 

Car’s got a lot of pickup.

The problem with thinking that you’re Omar is twofold:

Maybe they were on a mission from God to save an orphanage through a charity concert hosted by their old band.

So how many 4K HDR shots of Miranda’s ass are there?

If there’s one thing that’s kept me optimistic about Infinite - despite how much of a shitshow that game’s development seems to be - it’s just how much love they’re giving to MCC. It really does feel like a passion project at this point, like there are still people at 343 who genuinely give a shit and want to see the…

I love the irony of this behemoth being branded “featherlite.” It’s like Lotus changing its name to “heavyweight sports cars.”

Yeaaah.... thats a pretty high level of punitive damages.  I guess you should pay a half million to the awesome dude on the excavator under the bow.

find an O’Reilly parking lot to change my oil.

I mean, he barely gets a few sentences in between that gem and “drive my 1958 Jeep”.

“I’m also careful to make sure that the vehicles I drive on public roads are safe”

 
 
Jokes aside though that sucks. Hopefully you got the hard part out of the way and everything goes swimmingly from here on out.

I miss being able to read jalopnik.