And they’re choosing to market themselves this way. “This ain’t your granddad’s Christianity. This Christianity *fucks!*”

That guy is what would happen if an Ed Hardy shirt became a human. 

Yep!

I’m a 63 year old librarian and there’s no way I’d be able to stop myself from pantsing that guy.

no driver would ever consider playing on a console while operating a car

Wow, what a ruckus just cause Harry married a black woman.

Said it before, and I’ll say it again: I’d never get into EVE Online, but reading about it is endlessly fascinating. 

Nail on the head... with a bullet.

This is absolutely disgraceful. The Nashville PD should be counting its lucky stars that all he wanted to do was destroy property, not kill people.

I love how a girlfriend’s highly specific and unprompted statement, corroborated by a lawyer who also represented the alleged bomb builder, that the guy was building bombs in an identified location is seen as insufficient for a warrant to search said location, but...

And one more thing...she could have just called the fucking phone...

You have to have a minimally functioning intellect to comprehend irony, so...

To the next Secretary of Defense:

Yeah....these people calling for martial law to overturn an election are the same people who think that being asked to wear a mask is tyranny. They don’t see the irony.

“People out there talk about martial law like it’s something that we’ve never done. Martial law has been instituted 64 times.”

100%

-100 Social Credits. Please report to your local reeducation centre.

Me, sitting in my literal beige 4-cylinder Camry: “Hmm...tisk...not an S, huh?”

Nice price, for sure.  And I’m sure it’s genuinely 10x better than anything I’ve ever had.  But...knowing there are “S” models out there that I didn’t reach for would eat at me.   

If the ad disappears, we’ll know it Cayman went.

when your country is known for ripping off other peoples idea, this is what an original thought looks like