Settle down satan.

I imagined the game bugging out completely as it tries to load Keanu's model, only for Ashton Kutcher's face to appear as he yells "you've been punnnnnnnnnkd!"

He’s right though, it’s not his character. He’d never help a child.

The best part is they have another 120 ton prototype basically ready to go after they have reviewed the data from this test, and SN10 isn’t much farther behind that. They aren’t just testing a rocket they are testing an entire assembly line and manufacturing process for them

when it started the flip up maneuver at the end I literally shouted “holy shit, they’re gonna pull it off!” and then immediately laughed as hard as I have in a long time when it went RUD.

not out of scorn, but out of pure joy that they have the balls to approach this whole enterprise in such a fearless manner.  these…

Snakes are far too elegant of a creature to be associated with the likes of this mouth-breather.

I mean . . . it’s possible she’s lying about her age in addition to everything else.

The only way any of the last four years makes sense is that they literally put in mind control bugs in closed door meetings

I think it’s the fact that she’s cosplaying a blond Sarah Palin.

It just occurred to me what must be under that ridiculous bun of hers.

33?  I thought she was pushing 50. Maybe it’s the hair and glasses? Or maybe it’s just the crazy.

Between

“I would take it seriously if it came from Trump, because Trump cares about American lives,” Carone said, adding that if television networks friendly to Trump such as One America News or Newsmax “told me to go get tested, I would do it.”

Don’t look now but the morons might actually wipe themselves out. Also, I’ve got…

These people have fucking snakes in their brains, and can’t be helped. 

Uh.. have you heard the original song?

I also thought the headline photo was a photoshopped joke to mock this person’s stupidity. I believed that people would have the common sense to not take up an entire race lane once they realized they were on a track.

This is so crazy. I just assumed the top photo was a digital rendering to illustrate the situation in hyperbolic fashion; the GLA even looked like it was hastily ‘shopped into the picture (that’s what my brain interpreted, looking for a figment of rationality in this whole situation). I figured we’d see video of a car…

I love motorcycles! My winter steed is a Suzuki Burgman 650. The Buell Lightning and Honda CBR get to hide away from the salty roads.

Get a motorcycle license instead as you’ll ride more often. It’s just like flying... but with an impossible level of air traffic (with drunk and distracted pilots).