So we couldn’t even have more than 24 hours of good feelings? C’mon 2020, this is just ridiculous. Cheers to Alex, in all his corny, brainy, glory!

Nooooo! I never got to tell him a terrible story!

I’m crying.

Well done by the Biden team. A nod to his work saving the Detroit 3 in 2008, and how the emissions regulations the Obama administration crafted have made cars and trucks especially more powerful, fuel efficient, and cleaner burning than before. I would not be shocked if someone made sure the individual vehicles were…

agreed, but give it a few minutes, someone will be pissed off about it. 

Well you can’t say fairer than that.

This.

It’s really great that mainstream media has realized they can just cut away or not show the footage when Trump is lying. It only took them 5 years.

Watch out for the cops with bulldozers blocking the road.

“a turning radius somewhere between a container ship and a mid-century ranch house”

It was at this very moment when the thief realized that he should have spent more time on Jalopnik studying up on turning radius.

You’re absolutely correct. The whole thing is beyond cringey, from the content creators, to the freaks that stan for them.

You talkin’ chicky chicky parm parm?

Up until now I never knew how much I wanted a “Metroid larva in a jar” lamp.

Plot twist, all the numbers are just KMH with the KMH scribbled out and MPH in crayon in their place.

Everything makes a lot more sense that way.