Same here. Only one I might actually try is Sphinx. I remember wanting to play that at one point, but don’t remember why I never actually bought it. 

I’m trying to give you a star but my joystick doesn’t go up and to the right anymore.

You’re probably going to be okay. Microsoft isn’t Sony. They like to share their toys.

Sony purchased Insomniac, Naughty Dog, Bend, Sucker Punch, Guerrilla Games, and Media Molecule, but OK.

I guess this spells DOOM for Playstation ports moving foward.

Take allllllllll the stars you brilliant brilliant being.

*COTD

Hold the door! .............Hodor

CP

Well written!

Found

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

Bra-fucking-vo.

Like, goddamn SkaOreo, thank you for being able to express why I haven’t played a final fantasy game for a while.

The most frustrating part is that for its many faults, FF8 already did the part where they deconstruct rule of cool by showing you how much a fucking mess that kind of hero is, not in a “cool brooding” way but a “cripplingly disconnected from people in a way that gives him severe anxiety” way (y’know, in case Cloud’s…

The problem with a lot of FF—and I’d argue this was a thing starting with Kingdom Hearts/Advent Children is that these things were first and foremost solely concerned with “the rule of cool,” but instead of doing the legwork to make, any of it matter beyond “shit looks cool,” it just settles on having characters yell…

Can there be any doubt that Don Jr. and Eric are Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee?

I understood that reference .gif

to mike’s credit, at least this is an actual game review. 

You missed the biggest flaw of all:

Wait, this was reviewing a game? I thought it was a TravelAdvisor post on some mine.