Yeah, back when it was a fantasy, and not the sad state of wealth distribution in the country. :’(

This strangely reminds me of one of my childhood movies Blank Check(1994).

It all begins with a swarm of pidgeys flying slowly over a Raikou and dropping pokéballs on it.

You misspelled Rogue One. 

Thandie Newton and Keri Russell were minimized... unforgivable.

Imagine getting Thandie Newton for your Star Wars movie and killing her off after she says five lines.

Nice, but the Peter Cullen promo tops all

Let me give you instant goosebumps if you were deep into Toonami and GW back then.

What did Jason do?

Nah, Yosemite is in the trailer. We’re definitely doing a more or less straight westerly route through Colorado, Utah, Nevada, and California to... discover that, I dunno, some tech douche left their startup smart app on when the apocalypse happened and now it’s destroying the Earth’s delicate ecosystem.

This is gonna sound so old man yells at cloud but I’m so sick of licensed lego products. Just bring back classic pirate and castle shit! 

Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck…

That loud crashing noise you may have just heard was my feet slamming back to earth.

I still think Chevy takes the ugly cake

Not just that, but the police union president gave the old “they were just following orders” excuse.

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

I really wish Nintendo would do a proper Super Mario RPG follow-up.

You mean actually map out the new trilogy before spending billions of dollars on one of the world’s largest entertainment properties? I am shocked.

Yeah the idea of Poe and Rey being in a love when this is supposed to be the first movie we’ve seen them even speak to each other feels just as stupid as that scene Rey and Kylo sharing a kiss right before he dies that we actually got.