What did Jason do?

Nah, Yosemite is in the trailer. We’re definitely doing a more or less straight westerly route through Colorado, Utah, Nevada, and California to... discover that, I dunno, some tech douche left their startup smart app on when the apocalypse happened and now it’s destroying the Earth’s delicate ecosystem.

This is gonna sound so old man yells at cloud but I’m so sick of licensed lego products. Just bring back classic pirate and castle shit! 

Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up, Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck it up,
Don’t fuck it up, don’t fuck…

That loud crashing noise you may have just heard was my feet slamming back to earth.

I still think Chevy takes the ugly cake

Not just that, but the police union president gave the old “they were just following orders” excuse.

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

I really wish Nintendo would do a proper Super Mario RPG follow-up.

You mean actually map out the new trilogy before spending billions of dollars on one of the world’s largest entertainment properties? I am shocked.

Oh no! But then how could each individual director be able to express their own talent and creativity?! How will they get their vanity fulfilled?!

This hot take is so stable that I think we accidentally discovered nuclear fusion.

Sorry mate, tRoS is easily 11/11 it is a mess in every aspect, save for one, the babu Frik scene on the planet, yes the writing is just as bad as the prequels. The difference is that the prequels at least had a direct, character development and flow.

wow, check out the balls on this guy

My apologies if my opinion ruffles any feathers, but I think they the next time they do a Star Wars trilogy they should have some idea of where it’ll end up before they start off, because this trilogy was disjointed to the point of being off-putting.

Yeah the idea of Poe and Rey being in a love when this is supposed to be the first movie we’ve seen them even speak to each other feels just as stupid as that scene Rey and Kylo sharing a kiss right before he dies that we actually got.

Absolutely ridiculous. This car looks like other cars. They are trying too hard and need to try again, even harder this time. Lately this car company has been getting better but now they’ve gone and messed it all up. Listen to me, my opinion is correct because I own an older car which was the best of its kind. Now my…

I wish games like this got articles about them instead of mobile garbage. 

That is what is deeply depressing.

The new Defender is the best Discovery ever