adventurepig
AdventurePig
adventurepig

He retired and opened a large franchise of tea houses selling drinks named after himself.

“Feeling thirsty? Get out there and hunt down the best drink in the galaxy to quench your thirst: Boba tea. Franchise licenses available.” 

Yeah, it’s awesome.

Anyone else remember when that goofy weirdo in the cowboy hat was going to make Star Wars cartoons terrible?

I still wish they’d bring back Paula Patton and Maggie Q.

AND there is this good news:

Bill Murray in Zombieland

People always seem to forget that it’s possible to have objectively bad opinions; you saying the Creed movies suck is a fine reminder.

I’m sorry, but if dude was expecting some light-hearted space romp, he’s clearly not read the book.

Does this mean we might actually see Duncan Idaho being a baddass warrior instead of just being told about how he’s a badass warrior?

This one makes even less sense than the other live-action remakes, considering there have been any number of live-action adaptations of Robin Hood....

Taika is living his best life. I’m just glad we get to see what comes out of it. 

I’m in the Sacramento, CA area.

Omitting this from any list of 90s cartoon is unforgivable.

You mean actually map out the new trilogy before spending billions of dollars on one of the world’s largest entertainment properties? I am shocked.

Oh no! But then how could each individual director be able to express their own talent and creativity?! How will they get their vanity fulfilled?!

My apologies if my opinion ruffles any feathers, but I think they the next time they do a Star Wars trilogy they should have some idea of where it’ll end up before they start off, because this trilogy was disjointed to the point of being off-putting.

Yeah the idea of Poe and Rey being in a love when this is supposed to be the first movie we’ve seen them even speak to each other feels just as stupid as that scene Rey and Kylo sharing a kiss right before he dies that we actually got.

Seriously, how was this not included at all?