Follow the link. It’s a joke.

Self driving Leaf and still no 390/240 throwback Z. Ugh

There’s a slight gleam of joy in Luke’s eyes every time he posts another mod knowing that with the next 24 hours he’ll be crushing someone’s dreams somewhere.

“Oh hey I saw this on Reddit and knew I needed to repost it to my gaming news site for clicks!”

Laughed due to how true it is.

Savage!

Nintendo should just cut out the middle man and let you guys serve the C&Ds.

I’m a big fan of the first game, but this doesn’t seem anything like the original game. Reminds me of the new Prey in that way. I mean, will there even be Starkos? K-Bups? What about Mammago Garage?

I find it doubly heartbreaking that he died like this. Not fighting Rossi, Marquez, Zarco and Viñales for the lead in MotoGP, not dicing it with Sykes, Rea and Davies in wet conditions over at SBK, but on a fucking cycling accident on the road. It just feels wrong, and unfit for an athlete like him.

The Milano’s probably not gone for good; they know where they left it, they have the ability to fix it, and the Quadrant has a hangar big enough to hold it, so it makes sense that they go back and pick it up after the movie ended. Quill loves that ship too much to just abandon it because he got an upgrade. Plus, all…

“I’m Mary Popp...” *cries*

The Eclector was big enough to hold a fleet of Ravager M-ships, and given the size several could fit on the Quadrant and serve as jump ship(s). It didn’t seem like it was going to be that big a deal for Rocket to fix the Milano, just that it would take a little time.

This makes me all warm and tingly.

“Since license plates are the property of the Crown, there is no appeal process.”

Funny post, but I dunno why you chose a totally normal picture of Paul Ryan without any alterations. 

I don’t know about anybody else, but my first response to that picture is that I’m about to have a really great picnic.

Didn’t stop that green-blooded scoundrel from ruining my day...

“The fact that we had to jump through so many hoops to keep them alive was the writing gods telling us that if they were meant to live it wouldn’t be this difficult.”

Tragically, they were then captured by Jawas and then sold to a senile Watto.