Mark Zuckerberg is that you?

It floors me that my buddies and I had VC stuff back when I was in elementary school. Im 32 now. The dude is a legend. 

Thank God for you Batista! I thought the joke was too obvious, apparently it went over everyone's heads. Not you though. You would catch it. 

Clearly her knowledge of video games is a little shallow. 

I want a USNWT vs USNMT “Battle of the Salaries” friendly. It might be the only USMNT match I could get excited for at this point.

What did the Pirate buy at the Toyota dealership?

WOW  ...pun intended.

Everybody who tries to sell you something cares about your data. Why do you think when you search for something you almost immediately see ads for the same or similar products. Everything we do online is valuable to someone. Don’t be naive and think you’re a nobody. You’re dollar signs to lots of people.

But...but..Facebook just wants people to connect with each other. *biggest eye-roll ever*

What’s even scarier is hearing all your audio files. Yes Google saved your voice search for “in grown hair treatment” from two years ago. 

Ivan Ooze mixed with the So’Na from Star Trek: Insurrection 

Blizzard just can’t handle freedom.

Scott Pilgrim is wonderful. Anything Edgar Wright does is wonderful.

This is the best Gif.

Nothing I’ve seen. I know Outer Worlds is coming to Switch but not Outer Wilds.

Would love it on Switch.

He’s taking his talents to Beijing. 

This looks terrible. It’ll make 800 million.

That’ll not do Pig.

Will they give me extra $ off for a C8 if I own a Fiero?  Seems only fair.