I hope they consulted Douglas Adams’ The Restaurant at The End of the Galaxy on how a black paint job on a $12.5M car should be done:

Something like that. The blue one sold for $40M back in 2010. I had the privilege of photographing it last September at the Lime Rock Historic Festival:

I think it’s stunning, to be honest. This is what the Chiron should have looked like. Of course $18M is a ridiculous amount to pay for the car, but for the buyer, it’s probably just another drop in the bucket. This car won’t ever depreciate. 

Why Acura instead of Honda?.

Most (if not all by now) electric vehicles have an onboard charger which is what the cable and port feed into, which is basically used to control the flow of electricity into the battery based on whatever the onboard computer and control system dictate.

I do!

It’s just that all of my guests are engine blocks.

“Care for a cylinder head?” (right arm shaking as I hold a cylinder head on a silver platter in front of my company)

Moving to Texas would solve lots of my problems.

Should have bought the warranty. Drat. 

David,
Hear me out because this is going to sound crazier than the last suggestion I gave, but it’s not.

I prefer a proprietary 78% Nitrogen/20% Oxygen/1% “other stuff” mixture, myself.

*Tank gets check engine light*

That’s partly because 90% of the time they get 1 reasonable suggestion (Tom) and then a bunch of stupid joke suggestions.

Ballaban’s advice boarders on malpractice. 

Step 1: Buy a Corvette Stingray

I have questions.

For Sale: Great Car. Only $15,995!*

It’s not meant to be a realistic test, the dummies aren’t holding beers and crowing about how they’d do it differently.

THIS IS A CAR BLOG. WHAT KIND OF CAR IS BOLTED TO THE SIGN?! WHAT OPTIONS DOES IT HAVE?!

Your name is literally “The 1969 Dodge Charger Guy” and you’re complaining because this Vespa is “half a century old.”