an ST performance variant

The only thing that stops a bad pole on a bender is a good pole in the fender.

It turned that Audi into an Innie. And the driver into an Ouchie.

A+ would read again. 

The Hyundai VeLOLster, amirite?

I would have gone with “Lease a Veloster N(ot)“

That was abominable.

When pigs fly.

Tom, your articles are always informative based on your ongoing experience in the business, and having you here is a real asset to Jalopnik (a win-win). Thanks.

$500? Crack pipe. Sorry. :(

Here’s Everything is Wrong With My $500 Postal Jeep Off-Road Project

Life only allows pain and anguish, as it’s undeniably terrible lately. There is no meaning anymore. Only oppressive feelings of uselessness and pointlessness. There’s no point in even hoping for anything better anymore. You won’t get it. Even simple niceties like “maybe I can get a used Cayenne” or “maybe someone…

This was long before that Drake song became a thing and viral videos were still cats, about 10 years ago.

A committee led by this guy

Your captions are way more intelligent than the show the pictures came from.

Man, Bring a Trailer is getting weird. 

Oh c’mon, we need at least one nostalgic photo of the longtail in here...

A proper parody of peak Jalopnik. Accept my golf clap