I bought a Harley (Sportster 48, believe it was called) in 2012 at age 24. Went on my first group ride and was asked by an older lady why I bought a Harley since “most kids your age” tend to buy “crotch rockets.” I reflected on that question and realized it was partly because I liked the smaller frame and torquey…

Tom’s got this one nailed. Drove that Volvo for a day and it was stupidly comfortable and plenty fast enough. Plus it has gorgeous lines and will age really well.

Marketing would like to have a re-think of the name with you.

How many times do we have to go over this: a heat map (the state-level data in graphic) that isn’t adjusted per capita is just a population map!

*slow clap, intensifying*

Is the mat scrunched up towards the firewall a couple of inches, or is the fit and finish just that bad that it doesn’t even properly fit the footwell contours?

I’m not gonna lie to you, David: this doesn’t look good. At all. Engine components and blocks just left to rust in the open? Tsk tsk.

“Here’s my toy car...”

I wonder if this was intentional, to move the eye up and give it the appearance of more height. “I’m not a little truck, I’m a BIG truck!”

This is just gonzo, in all the best ways: the figures, the styling, the photography (great job, Kurt!), all of it.

Hey Gizmodo, publish more of these methodologies by your team. Investigative journalism will only have to have more people like Ishaan in the future.

Am Dallasite. Audibly said “Goddamn it, Dallas” when I saw the list.

Good Jalopin’, right here.

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Completely agree, but can I note how clunky the phrase “Your guys’” is? I’d like to propose the much easier “Y’all’s.” And yes, I am a native Texan, but I believe this is objectively the best solution.

“Tonight: three homeless men break into a car warehouse.”

Fuck it, I’m not too proud to say: I don’t get it.

So you’re saying he had an itchy trigger finger?

Mitch, please, heed this advice, for the love of God. Be sensible and boring and don’t get ahead of yourself, though I know just how hard that is at 26 and after life throws some shitty curves at you. Just put your head down, focus, and worry about this again in a few years when you’ve made it.

I was going to reply that you don’t get OEM quality that way but then I remembered, oh right, FCA