It’s been a minute since I’ve done this, but I think it’s time to revisit some of my fave Gwyneth Paltrow quotes of all time:

First it was “I Got Five On It.” Now it’s “Say My Name.” Now I will be terrified when I hear this. The original scared the shit out of me as a college freshman, I expect nothing less from Peele in this. Between his films and The Twilight Zone you’d never know that he ever did comedy. Take all my money

I watched that on a plane last week. It’s not a good movie and is basically a clone of every ‘sad guy searches for meaning’ indie movie of the late ‘90s, but Culkin is, um, interesting. I’m not even sure he’s acting. I think he just kinda showed up and enjoyed the free vacation to Thailand.

Hot Take: Weddings are growing because as women gain power and money many choose to unapologetically do girly ass stuff with that money like wear awesome dresses and have a great party.

According to a survey by Brides magazine, the average American wedding in 2018 cost $44,000, up from $27,000 just the year before.

There is no worse opening in in journalistic writing that “everyone/everything is/does X thing” because it immediately causes the reader to consider all of the many exceptions that they will inevitably be aware of in their own lives.

Me! Me! I got a story!

Jenny Trout’s recaps are hilarious (and have actually made her somewhat famous).

“It’s just that the men who don’t wash at all, with no exceptions, are always white. “ 

In my mind, there’s never a reason to not wash your hands if you have the opportunity to. Sometimes I go to the bathroom just to look at myself and make sure that nothing crazy is going on. I wash my hands while I’m in there.

I’m…

Just like on that one season of The Real World, this Bachelor man is indeed involved with one of the producers.

Georgina Chapman had consensual sex with Harvey Weinstein, got her fashion line funded, pretended she knew nothing about his criminal behavior, and walked away with millions. Annabella Sciorra doesn’t have a career anymore. Who gives a fuck who Chapman is dating? She clearly has no issue banging sexual predators so…

>> Turner was disciplined no less than seven times for violating department policy, including injuring his 7-year-old son. Records show Turner, who retired last year and was working in OPD’s Reserve Unit when he arrested Kaia, was also accused of racial profiling and sending threatening texts to his ex-wife.

Employees at the Lucious & Emma Nixon Academy expressed concern to Officer Turner after Kaia was marshaled into the car.

Same. I’d always assumed it was because she broke around the same time as Adele, and that she fell by the wayside because her work seemed a bit more perfunctory than Adele’s. But now I feel badly for even critiquing her in retrospect. I hope she pursues music again to the extent that she desires.

I often wondered why she dropped off the face of the earth. I’m so glad she’s recovering.

28" of waves in my natural color it is! I have stick-straight hair, so the thing I’m most excited about is getting to try new, voluminous textures.

Why don’t you WATCH the movie like a regular person instead of shitting on something you haven’t seen? Fucking idiot.

Clearly, the word ‘natural’ has ceased to have any real meaning...

Miss Congeniality (the movie, not the award) is definitely the best thing to come out of the beauty pageant phenomenon.